Thursday, February 12, 2009

Discount - Buy Two Get One Free Jewely!

If anyone is interested in buying something from my online shop, just send me the word KELLI DISCOUNT and you can get BUY TWO GET ONE FREE!

400 Person Dating Show? That's Entertainment!

I am completely ashamed to admit this but I'm just a little bit obsessed with VH1's dumb shows. I hate everyone on those shows but I still can't help myself. There is a trend I have noticed. On every dating show where the man is picking from an array of women there is always someone who is rumored to have a boyfriend. This is always a huge issue on the show and even the other contestants criticize them. Who cares! Did anyone stop to think about the fact that the guy they are competing for and supposedly in love with after meeting once is DATING ABOUT 20 OTHER GIRLS! Their "boyfriend" (the guy they're competing for) is making out, feeling up, making googly eyes with, and most likely having sex with them and several other girls including their friends and sometime siblings in the case of 2 shows in particular. Hypocrites anyone? If they really cared about fidelity the way they claim there would be no dating shows! Or, on the other hand, every contestant should be dating 20 people on the side. I personally would love to the latter. "I Love 400 Real Double Drunk Chances at Skanky Sex... Um... Love" Now it has a title and everything! VH1, what do you say?

Best Shop Front Ever!

I don't have that much to say right now but I thought I would share this with you all. I am a guitar player and I love pretty much everything involving guitars. SO.... look at this everyone! This is the best shop front ever.

P.S. This is not my picture and I take no credit for it. I simply came across it on my own.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Don't We All Just Hate Pricks? oh yea, and nice to meet me.

I'm new... obviously. First blog. Let's get to it. No small talk and stuff. I'm from Colorado and no, I've never been skiing or snowboarding or anything like that. I actually hate cold weather. What else is weird for a Coloradoan? I hate hiking. I HATE IT WITH A PASSION! Is there anything worse than hiking? No. It sucks! I like Colorado though, I'm just more of a beachy/ocean person. I'm not that weird though because this last week I was talking to someone from Denver and they've been skiing or anything either. So yea, misconception.

I'm a student at the University of Northern Colorado. It's got good professors believe it or not but it's one of those universities that except people with a GPA of .00001 who would major in licking ketchup off the floor of a McDonald's while drunk. Don't believe me? This is prick number 1. This is also part of a real conversation I eaves dropped on. One girl (yes pricks are not strictly guys!) was positively bragging about how she got so wasted at a party that she went to McDonald's and found herself licking ketchup off the floor! Well, all I can say to that is I feel a little better knowing that if she didn't get cold sores before, she does now. Good ol' McDonald's.

Yes, yes this is long. One thing left. I Can Haz Beadz? If you must know, I have a jewelry shop online. Etsy to be exact. I spend llloooootttttssss of time on Etsy. It's sort of my Facebook, which, no, I don't have. Sorry. So, if interested, check out